albertzxcv

72 – Los Angeles (Northridge), California

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albertzxcv

72 – Los Angeles (Northridge), California

CLASS CLOWN-STANDUP COMEDIAN-LOVES KISSING

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Online: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About him

I did standup comedy at lots of clubs in LA. We will have times of non stop laughter for 5 straight minutes ! I love making people laff.
When you laff you CAN"T be sad--that's wonderful. I am also very romantic. I love cuddling & touching.

I live in Northridge, CA
I used to do standup comedy so if U wanna laff, I'll make U pee in your pants.
I'm 5ft 11" tall--weigh bout 185
I'm well educated Bach. in Elec Engr & Doctorate in Law (JD), stands for Juris Doctor NOT Jewish Doctor (I'm Jewish).
I’m from NYC area, NJ, Philly growing up.
Let’s make some popcorn, a little butter & salt (light). Watch a good movie…hold hands,…I would KISS you a lot during the movie !!! I enjoy the nearness of you. The smell of you. Feels wonderful.
I’ll explain how Einsteins theory of relativity really works !! (just kidding, but I do know it )
I am self employed. I do "headhunting" , recruiter-work from home.
#1 in my life is LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER ! I love to laff at all the dumb things I do.
I love sports--basketball. I play every day on the hoop over my garage. I'm in a health club where I get to shoot hoops indoors.
I love to read BOOKS that thing with paper & U turn pages)-lost art today. I probably go to library at least twice/wk.

I am very visual. I notice lots of things. At Target the other day,
I watched a daddy playing with his little girl. He was holding her hands & twerling her around. She was laughing & squeeling with joy. That moment made my whole day WONDERFUL !!

Hope I can find another beautiful moment like that tomorrow.

About his ideal match

I am looking for a woman that I can be friends with. I'd like to come over to her place & visit. Just talk to each other, hold hands ..maybe cuddle. I am one of the top 7 cuddlers west of the Rocky Mts. (This years polls !)

OBVIOUSLY, she has to have a GREEEEEEEEEEEEEAT sense of humor !!!

I hope she's smart & likes to read (books). People don't do that any more. I go to the library about 2 times/wk.

I'd like a sensitive and caring woman.

I am VERY easy going , laid back. Whatever you wanna do, I'm up for that.

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About him

Country of origin:
United States
Location:
Los Angeles (Northridge), California
Gender:
Male
Age:
72
Star sign:
Capricorn
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
HR / Recruitment
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Jewish

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Glendale (California)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
54 - 77
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 9" (176cm)
Body type:
Average; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Not important at all
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
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  • Non-negotiable

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